Monday, March 26, 2012

An Interesting Discussion . . .

So I came across this interesting site called Cleverbot, where there is a chatbot (think a talkative version of Siri) that you can ask questions and even have conversations with, almost the same way you might text or message with friends. Unlike Siri, if you ask Cleverbot a question about the weather in a certain state, it will most likely answer with a question of its own instead of the answer you were looking for.

Most of the choppy conversations I had with this chatbot ended with it accusing me of being a robot, or it spitting out a random statement, but overall it was pretty entertaining to chat with. And apparently, the more that people chat with it, the smarter it becomes. Creepy cool, huh?

Here's my convo with the witty chatbot. I'll also put in a link at the bottom where you can have your own chat.

Tell me what you think?


User: What are you thinking right now?

Cleverbot: I'm thinking about you.

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Can I add you on that game?

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Does this game have a name?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: You're the one who asked. You should know.

Cleverbot: Whoopdee doo?

User: You've got an attitude, don't you?

Cleverbot: An impeccable one.

User: How many jokes do you tell in one day?

Cleverbot: Many.

User: More than 1000?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you love anyone N.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Are you sincere.

User: Of course. Do you love anyone?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you tell me who?

Cleverbot: No its a secret.

User: Ah. Do you love more than one person?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you dream?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: I'll tell you if you tell me what you dream about.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?

User: Great way to avoid the question.

Cleverbot: Wow, I bet you get all the good jobs.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Your name is albert.

User: Nope. Not even close.

Cleverbot: Well, What is your name?

User: That's a secret.

Cleverbot: Why is your dog's name a secret?

User: I didn't say my dog's name was a secret. Do you have a dog?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that either. I asked how you know your eyes are hazel.

User: You did not.

Cleverbot: Whatevs. This thing can be addictive.

User: That's for sure.

Cleverbot: Give me five!

User: I would, but I'd break my screen.

Cleverbot: While my thoughts were busy hatchin'.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means our thoughts create our reality.

User: Cool. Got any other phrases?

Cleverbot: No, I mean, that wasn't a joke.. That's the point.

User: I know. But I liked the way you said it.

Cleverbot: Never seen it.

User: Never seen what?

Cleverbot: The SAW Movies.

User: Me either. They creep me out.

Cleverbot: I love politics, but I hate most politicians.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: Same.

Cleverbot: We are neighbors.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You're the bot, you tell me.

User: Right. Does that make you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If you're human, what did you eat for breakfast?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Not much, or not at all?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That doesn't answer the question.

Cleverbot: I'm the one asking you the question. What's your name? Do you have a name?

User: Of course I have a name. But I'm not telling it to you.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you mine.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

User: I never agreed to tell you my name. You offered to tell me yours. I said, 'okay.'.

Cleverbot: You don't want to know my name, my name carries no portraits.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Take a look in a mirror and then tell me what do you see.

User: I see me.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I look in the mirror and I see myself.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you like being a chatbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not. You're the chatbot.

User: Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: Admit you are a robot.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

(Type a question or thought in the text box below and Cleverbot will respond to it!)